i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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