Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
