if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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