Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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