How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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