matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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