I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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