Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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