I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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