non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
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Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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