Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My breasts were aching with rage.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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