The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
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Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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