Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
do herpes really smell.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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