bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
another moral hangover. fuck.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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