My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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