420 ftw
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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