I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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