My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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