my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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