There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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