if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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