I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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