Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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