She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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