I just pynch a tree in the face
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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