i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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