I have demons in me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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