Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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