i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
