A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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