I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
jump out the window naked night went bad
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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