drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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