I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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