HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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