i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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