Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
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