Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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