ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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