what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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