evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
