my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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