I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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