goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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