I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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