we have pet lesbian snakes
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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