He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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