What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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