i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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