let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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