Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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