Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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