either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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