your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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