I love watching others lives come down to our level.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
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