i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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