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(248): View more from Michigan

Hoooooo maaaaan

(313): View more from Michigan

Yes?

(248): View more from Michigan

I'm retarded. Again.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people

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(561): View more from Florida

I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon

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(407): View more from Florida

Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)

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Mom wtf!?

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(303): View more from Colorado

this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.

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(971): View more from Oregon

eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them

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im calling her cock vulture from now on

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(860): View more from Connecticut

This guy needs to stop asking about my feet

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(863): View more from Florida

I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest

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