Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
jump out the window naked night went bad
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